old televisions
our live act includes 4-6 networked TVs busting out nifty visuals
these units are always in rough shape and frequently break down
so we're always on the lookout for replacements
we don't mind if the speakers on em are blown
we don't mind if they are ugly and trashed
just as long as you can get an image across the screen
frickn bring the old beast to the next concert event
we'll trade you a snickers or an ohHenry for her straight up
if you got one, then email us asap info@imr.ca

old plain bs tshirts
in addition to brand new shirts, we provide secondhand shirts for folks who don't give a fuck
they get the same design printed on em, but we can sell em at cost - which is like two bucks
so instead of tossinnem out, hook us up with yer old plain tshirts or longsleeves or whatever
sometimes we even bust out the sharpies and scrawl out some limited edition custom rigs
if you got one a these old bs plain shirts, then just bring it to the next concert event
and throw it right into my face

new listener policy
if you got friends or parents who might be curious about in medias res, then email us
we can probably arrange to pick em up on route to our next concert
they roll with us that evening for kicks or otherwise, but we might make them carry stuff
and we will surely make them eat too much, probly in form of xtra large bowl a pho @ kpxl
also, we can maybe hook you or them up with a sampler disc of various tracks
if you are interested in any of this then email us asap info@imr.ca

out of town toour hookup contacts
it's always a terrible ordeal to book toours
if you can help us get shows anywhere outside of Vancouver BC then hookitup bigtimeasap
you will be rewarded with back pats, fat eats, southern comfort and emotional embrace
+ anything else you want

cheap place to live
we need to move out into the most squalid down and out facilities imaginable
rent must be low low low low or preferably nonexistant
we'll be the best tenants you've ever had guaranteed
when I say guaranteed I actually mean guaranteed
we're the best ever or you kick us out no questions no nonsense
you got a farm? a barn? basement? garage? room? cmon